SEO Fun and Hiring New SEO Talent

These past few weeks have been horrendous at work due to the large volume of request from new customers. It has gotten to the point where we are no longer accepting new work requests for programming and SEO services and are actually hiring for programmers and SEO experts.

As I was turning and tossing last night over meeting deadlines, finding help and going over applications, I thought to myself, why not make a contest to weed out all of the SEO experts applications. So here is the deal; below are some popular movie quotes that have been changed a bit to become famous SEO quotes.

If you can name the movie each quote came from and explain what they are about you got yourself a job interview and it will give you a extra 10 points in our interview rating scale.

  • SEO´s a garden, Digg it.
  • My Mama always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you´re gonna get.”
  • Google will always prevail, because good is dumb.
  • SEO without Google or Yahoo is not SEO.
  • Excuse me, do I have “Google me” written on my website?
  • SEO’s always whine about their best. Google goes home and f*** the prom queen.
  • Well, it´s not the backlinks in your site that counts, it´s the content in your backlinks.
  • A Google expert once tried to test me. I ate his SEO with some algorythms and a nice ban.
  • You can´t handle the SEO.
  • Google, we have a problem.

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Good luck, and may the best SEO expert win!